this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like
that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have
white boys sexting like
I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM
IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
squeaky-bits almost 3000 follower giveaway!
What do I win?
- a full body image of your horse
- done in a style that is some combination of the top and bottom images
- I’ll consider doing one with a rider, but no guarentee’s
- textured/basic background
I included the portrait because it is my most recent work, while the top image is 2 years old and the bottom is 6 months. So basically I don’t know how the final product will look, but I promise to make it pretty.
How do I win this oddly unspecific prize?
- follow me! http://squeaky-bits.tumblr.com
- reblog this post as many times as you would like (but likes don’t count)
- have a horse/be interested in horses - if you don’t have/ride a horse, I’d be happy to draw a famous (i.e anything I can google pictures of) horse for you!
- be able to provide pictures of said horse if it isn’t famous, (even though all horses are famous in our hearts) clearly showing markings and color
- get back to me within 2 days of being notified that you won
When will I know if I won?
- when I hit 3000 followers
- or when I get back from my camping trip on Aug. 31 (I have to reach 3000 followers though)
Good luck and message me if you have any questions!
scottish vortex of charm
Always beware the Scottish vortex of charm.
ur not punk if ur not nice
UR NOT PUNK IF UR NOT NICE
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec
Remember who loved you no matter how fucked up in the head you were.
SO you guys are telling me
In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its a thing an actual thing it happens its normal….
wtf is wrong with you
there’s a reason chuck e cheese serves beer
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